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Sending Healing Thoughts to Elliott

My friend’s dog Elliott is a big ole terrier mix with a ferocious bark and a huge kissy tongue. I was sad to learn she’s been diagnosed with Lyme disease and is in the veterinary hospital with kidney failure. I can sympathize, because my own dogs have been very ill, and you just feel so helpless, just as when any loved one is hospitalized. So where does my heart turn? To the oven, of course.

I know Elliott won’t be able to eat these doggie treats, because kidney issues require a strict diet. But I hope that in making these for the healthy dogs in my life I can send some good health karma in her direction.

Get well soon, Elliott!!

Zesty Doggie Bagels, adapted from recipes in Dog Bites! Canine Cuisine by Rick and Martha Reynolds

SAMSUNG2/3 cup chicken stock, warmed
1 tablespoon honey
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 package yeast
1 cup unbleached all-purpose flour, plus extra for dusting the countertop
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon extra virgin olive oil
1 large egg
1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon ketchup

Warm the chicken stock in the microwave. It should be about as hot as REALLY hot tap water. Stir the honey into the stock until it is dissolved. It will cool slightly but you still want it warmer than body temperature. You are aiming for 110F if you are compelled to measure it.

Combine the whole wheat flour and yeast in a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Start the mixer and add the stock/honey mixture slowly. Beat on low to medium speed for 3 minutes. Slow the mixer and gradually add half of the unbleached all-purpose flour until incorporated.

Stop the mixer and swap the paddle attachment for the dough hook. With the mixer on low, gradually add the last of the unbleached all-purpose flour. The dough will look a little shaggy — add 1/4 teaspoon of oil and watch to see if it comes together (add another 1/4 teaspoon if needed). With the mixer on low, knead for 3 – 5 minutes until the dough becomes smooth and follows the hook around in a large ball. Remove the hook, reshape the dough into a smooth ball, cover the bowl with a kitchen towel, and let rest for 10 minutes.

Preheat your oven to 375F. Line a large rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper, set aside.

Lightly dust your countertop with flour. Flatten down your ball, sprinkling with a little flour to make it easier to work with. Divide the dough into 24 equal hunks. Take a hunk and shape it into a smooth ball with your hands. Poke a finger up through the center and pull it gently until the hole is about 1″ wide. Alternatively, put it over your index finger and circle your finger around in the air like a lasso until the bagel stretches out. Don’t be too picky — rising will even out the bumps!

Place the shaped bagels on the parchment paper. Cover with a kitchen towel and let rest 8 minutes.

While the bagels are resting, make the glaze. Beat the egg with a fork until a little frothy. Add the worcestershire sauce and ketchup and mix until smooth.

Remove the kitchen towel and GENTLY brush the glaze on the bagels. Bake in the 375F oven for 10 minutes. Remove, glaze again, and bake for another 10 minutes (make sure you rotate the pan for the second visit to the oven). Turn off the oven. Open the oven and shake the pan to make sure none of the bagels are stuck to the paper. Crack the oven slightly and allow the bagels to cool in the oven.

Because there are no preservatives in these bagel, I would keep them at room temperature, in an airtight container or storage bag, for only 1 to 3 days. Refrigerate or freeze for longer periods.

** BUDDY SEAL OF APPROVAL **

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Is it bread? Is it cake?

So I had some leftover coconut milk after last week’s pumpkin curry, and I was NOT going to let it waste (it was light coconut milk so I also was concerned about freezing it). I wasn’t in the mood for another savory curry, I wasn’t making ice cream anytime soon, I don’t really do smoothies, I wasn’t planning to fire up the grill (coconut marinated chicken skewers?) …in my mind, when in doubt, go sweet.

I thought about the consistency of coconut milk. It’s really thick, so I was curious how it might substitute for buttermilk. So I went back to this basic muffin/sweet bread recipe I’ve been playing with, and subbed out the buttermilk for equal parts coconut milk. Inspired! This bread is so moist, and a little dense, almost like a pound cake (I do think that’s the buttermilk-to-coconut-milk sub). The coconut flavor is very subtle — but it’s there. I had grabbed mandarin oranges because they were in the pantry — they turned into little pops of juiciness throughout the bread — nice level of sweetness since the bread is only moderately sweet. Overall — a home run!

Mandarin Orange Coconut Bread, adapted from Heather Christo Cooks’ Lemon Blueberry Streusal Muffins

2 1/2 cups flour
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter, melted and cooled slightly
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 tablespoons orange liqueur
1 cup light coconut milk
1 cup mandarin orange sections, drained, juice discarded

Preheat oven to 375F. Prepare 9″ x 5″ x 3″ loaf pan by spraying with baking spray, lining with a parchment sling, and spraying the sling with baking spray (see photo below). NOTE: Do not use a smaller pan — this produces a HIGH loaf even in this large bread loaf pan!

In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt (I like to use the whisk from my stand mixer as a hand whisk for this). Set aside.

In a stand mixer fitted with a paddle beater, mix the butter, sugar, eggs, and orange liqueur until well combined.

STOP mixer. Dump in half of the dry ingredients and mix on low until incorporated.
STOP mixer. Add the coconut milk and mix on low until incorporated.
STOP mixer. Add the second half of the dry ingredients and mix on low until incorporated.

Remove the bowl from the mixer stand and fold in the orange segments by hand.

Pour the batter into the prepared pan. Bake the loaf at 375F for 30 minutes. Rotate the pan, lower the heat to 350F, and cook another 25 to 35 minutes until golden brown and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean (or with only a few crumbs).

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Allow to cool to at least WARM before slicing! I know you won’t be able to wait until room temperature, but if you slice too soon, it will crumble to bits (good for the dog, not so good for you).

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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery …

So I had almost 1 cup of fresh NJ blueberries leftover from the weekend. Past experience indicates blueberries do NOT make good margaritas, so it seemed I needed to go in a solid direction. I saw a delicious recipe on a blog I follow, but true to form, I didn’t have enough blueberries to make the full recipe (nor a lemon, nor the brown sugar). So I did what I usually do — make a substitution or two.

Generally when I deviate from a recipe, it’s not so much that I feel the need to IMPROVE upon it, but rather, I’m missing one or more ingredients. Sometimes it’s a home run, sometimes just a lame imitation. I think this one is a good solid double. We’ll see what the Culinary Guinea Pig says :)

Since I was a hair light on blueberries, and didn’t have the brown sugar to make the streusel, I looked around for something to amp up the flavor alongside the blueberries — and found the bottom of a bag of crystallized ginger in the top of my pantry. It was the perfect POP of flavor that I was looking for … I hope you agree!

Blueberry Ginger Muffins, adapted from Heather Christo Cooks’ Lemon Blueberry Streusal Muffins

1 1/4 cup flour
1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 – 3 tablespoons finely chopped crystallized ginger
1/4 cup canola oil
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
2 tablespoons bottled lime or lemon juice
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 cup fresh blueberries

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Prepare 10 standard muffin cups with paper liners (have one or two extra liners just in case).

In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt (I like to use the whisk from stand mixer as a hand whisk for this). Toss in the ginger pieces and use your fingers to ensure they are separated and lightly coated with flour. Set aside.

In a stand mixer fitted with a paddle beater, mix the oil, sugar, egg, and citrus juice until well combined.

STOP mixer. Dump in half of the dry ingredients and mix on low until incorporated.
STOP mixer. Add the buttermilk and mix on low until incorporated.
STOP mixer. Add the second half of the dry ingredients and mix on low until incorporated.

Remove the bowl from the mixer stand and fold in the blueberries by hand.

Fill the lined muffin cups about 2/3 full of batter. Bake the muffins at 375 degrees for 12 minutes. Rotate the pan and cook another 4 to 6 minutes until light golden brown and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean (or with only a few crumbs).

Makes about 10 muffins.

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Om nom nom nom.

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What I’m drinking tonite …

I’m the ANTI wine snob. I’m always on the lookout for those priced well-under $10 … I call them Tuesday-night wines. That’s because you don’t think twice about opening them on a Tuesday night (or a Wednesday, or a Thursday, etc). I haven’t had much luck with the under $5 wines — guess I’m just not cheap enough?

My latest find — a fruity Pinot Noir from CA’s The Naked Grape. It’s a medium-bodied wine, not too drying on the tongue (non-astringent? non-tannic?), and pretty versatile, as are most of the pinots I consume. I pay about $7 at the local grocery store. So definitely a Tuesday-night wine (yes, I realize today is Monday).

Standard caveat: This is a personal recommendation. The Naked Grapers don’t know I exist and have provided neither product nor compensation for this endorsement. In fact, they’ll probably sue me if this ever gets in a search engine.

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Ziploc Pumpkin Curry

Confession: my freezer is full of ziploc bags of goodies. Today: rolled up raw bacon slices (3 to a bag), bread crumbs, chopped celery, whole habaneros, sad little carrot chunks, peeled ginger hunks, and even some cooked pumpkin puree. Previous finds have included lamb jus and chipotles en adobo. It’s best when I remember to label the bags, because those two looked pretty much the same when frozen. It makes perfect sense to me — who uses a whole can of chipotle en adobo in a single recipe? Leftover bags of potato rolls from an office luncheon? Pulse them in the food processor and freeze the crumbs for future meatloaves. I chop and freeze celery and carrots to have them ready-to-go to start a soup or enrich a stock. In the case of the pumpkin, I used only part of a can so I put the remainder away for another creation.

So sometimes these bags lie untouched for months (I’ve started dating them when I remember to label them). And then I’ll be digging for the walnuts that I KNOW are in the back of the freezer, and I’ll come across something forgotten, which gets my hamster going. Which is what happened with the pumpkin. I had bought chicken tenders a couple of days ago since they were on sale and we are in the middle of a heat wave and I knew they would cook FAST. But then I came across the pumpkin, and it’s been turning over in my mind, and I knew I didn’t want to make pumpkin bread (in a heat wave?), and I was pretty sure I had curry paste and coconut milk in the pantry, and Thai basil in the garden, and so the idea of a pumpkin curry began to form in my imagination. I also found an additional freezer surprise — the last of a bag of cubed butternut squash — SCORE!

Thai cuisine in general feels “light” to me, even with the coconut and spices. We eat a Thai-inspired dish probably once a week in the summer. This curry is lighter than what I usually make — which is more appropriate to this heat.

Pumpkin Curry
Serves 4 to 6

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1 large shallot (or 1 small onion), sliced thin
1/2 can (~2oz) Panang curry paste (see photo)
1.5 lbs chicken tenders
1 can (14oz) light coconut milk
1 cup low sodium chicken broth
2 cups cooked pumpkin puree
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon fish sauce, to taste (see photo)
1/2 to 1 tablespoon lime juice, to taste
1 1/2 cup frozen butternut squash cubes, thawed
Steamed rice
Thai basil leaves for garnish

Heat a large pot or skillet over medium heat. Add canola oil then shallots. Stir the shallots until they soften slightly. Add the Panang curry paste and cook it in the oil with the shallots until fragrant, just a minute or two.

Add the chicken chunks and stir to ensure they are fully coated with the curry paste. Cook until the chicken’s outside is opaque and it is about 50% cooked. Takes maybe 5 minutes, but that will vary depending on white or dark and the size of your chunks.

Add the coconut milk, chicken broth, pumpkin puree, fish sauce, and lime juice. Stir gently to incorporate. Taste for seasoning and add a touch more fish sauce and lime juice if needed. Allow to simmer gently, stirring occasionally, until the chicken is ALMOST done — maybe another 8 to 10 minutes. I check doneness by feel, but feel free to use a meat thermometer and probe the largest chunks.

Add the squash cubes — they will need just 3 or 4 minutes in the curry to come up to temp.

Serve over steamed rice. Garnish with the Thai basil leaves.

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NOTES:

I had Penang curry paste in the cupboard, but I think red curry paste would work as well.

The chicken won’t brown, like in a saute, but you’ll see that the outside firms up and changes color. It is still raw inside but that’s okay because it will continue to cook while the sauce simmers.

Boneless, skinless breasts or boneless, skinless thighs would substitute just fine for the tenders. I think it would be fab with shrimp, too. I’d saute the shrimp for just a minute or so with the curry paste and add the butternut squash cubes with the liquids and adjust the cook time down considerably.

The Thai basil leaves are more than garnish — stir them into your bowl of curry where they will wilt slightly. They add a lovely anise flavor to the curry and really enhance the mild pumpkin flavor.

My cook times are approximate — I cook by feel, not the timer. Sorry :(

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Lazy Summer Afternoons by the Bay

For me, mojitos are synonymous with lazy summer afternoons that stretch into lazy summer evenings. As I mentioned in my All About page, my husband and I own a second home on the Chesapeake Bay. It’s a quaint one-bedroom cottage, just the right size for the three of us. It’s not right ON the water, but we have sweet peek-a-boo water views from the back deck, and it’s just a short walk down the street to our community’s private beach. To me, a great summer weekend is one spent at our cottage where I only wear a bathing suit or my jammies (sorry, no pictures of THOSE … this is definitely a PG website please!).

Mojitos are a light, refreshing rum-based drink and pretty much my signature cocktail during the hot summer months. Let me clarify — light in color and light in body — they definitely pack a punch otherwise! One of my friends in this beach community taught me to make mojitos many years back. We filmed the lesson (I still nearly wet myself laughing when I watch it), but due to her service as an elected official, I am not permitted to share said video, much to my disappointment. I will, however, do my best to share the recipe here, in words and still pictures.

For starters, we have wild mint growing around our deck and various nearby cottages. I have had mixed results using purchased mint, so I really recommend finding a living source and snipping it yourself. I use bottled lime juice with excellent results. My friend uses fresh limes (Key if she can get them) for the first two pitchers and then switches to bottled, once everyone is a little pickled and can’t tell the difference! I use inexpensive white rum for this — you know, the stuff in the BIG bottle on the bottom shelf (this is not the recipe for aged rums — a mojito is a clear drink).

I must confess, I only know how to make these by the pitcher! Virtually everyone who consumes these asks for the recipe. After a couple of these, my “instructions” tend to get a little colorful, as reflected below.

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Serves 4 – 6

Shitload Loosely packed handful of mint leaves (maybe 1 cup?)
1/4 cup Nellie and Joe’s Key Lime Juice
1/4 cup to 1/3 cup granulated sugar
1 cup cheapass white rum
1 can (12 oz) lime seltzer water (unsweetened)

Rinse and drain the mint leaves. Go over them carefully, as they sometimes harbor tiny bugs or spiders.

Put the mint leaves in a wide-mouth pitcher. The vintage Tupperware pitcher that I inherited from my second husband’s first wife is PERFECT.

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Dump the lime juice and sugar on top of the mint leaves. Bruise (muddle) the mint leaves with a muddler (the professional way), a whisk (what I use), or even a wooden spoon. The sugar acts as an abrasive and the acidity of the lime will help extract the mint essence. You aren’t trying to mash the leaves into oblivion, just bruise them to extract the mintiness.

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Add the rum. Stir gently to dissolve the sugar. Add the seltzer. Stir gently to incorporate.

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Pour into an old fashioned glass filled to the brim with ice, straining the larger leaves the best you can. Garnish with mint leaves if desired.

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Enjoy the taste of Chesapeake summer in a glass … mmm mmmm …

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Time for Thai?

With the weather warming, our palates naturally turn to lighter fare.  This is a nice dish for this transition from winter to summer (you know, the DC spring that lasts 3 days). You can serve it warm over steamed rice and the next day, serve the cold leftovers over greens. I discovered this recipe years ago on the Internet SOMEWHERE, but I’ve adapted it to my taste and kitchen. My apologies to the original poster for lack of attribution.

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This was the dish for which I first purchased fish sauce. Fish sauce is a Asian condiment made from fermented, salted fish (you probably don’t want the details). Fish sauce can be found in American grocery stores as well as international markets. I have to be honest, it is VERY pungent and VERY salty — a little goes a long way. I use it in all sorts of dishes where I want to add richness (“umami”), like a chili or a stew, because no “fish” flavor really comes through — just salty and savory. Not so different from using anchovies or anchovy paste as a base for a pasta sauce. If you’ve never used it before, this is a good “Intro To Fish Sauce” dish.

Thai-Inspired Beef Salad

1 medium red onion (or 1/2 a large red onion — to taste)
5 tablespoons lime juice (I use bottled Nellie’s)
2 tablespoons fish sauce
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon chili flakes
Bunch of cilantro
1.5 pounds flank steak; alternatives are skirt steak or a well-trimmed 3/4″ thick London broil
2 tablespoons toasted rice powder

Optional Garnish(es): Chopped dry roasted peanuts, cilantro leaves, mint leaves

I like to pull meat from the fridge about 1/2 hour before I think it’s going to hit the grill (or pan). I let it rest on the countertop, pushed back out of reach of the dog, of course. For this dish, it takes me about 1/2 hour for prep, so I pull the meat out at the beginning as I’m pulling the other ingredients.

Start by making your toasted rice powder: Put 2 – 4 tablespoons of raw uncooked white rice (I use jasmine) in a dry skillet heated over medium to medium-high heat. Watch it, shaking the pan occasionally, until the rice starts to toast and take on color. Now, shake the pan often to keep the rice moving — it can go from light brown to burnt rather quickly! Take it to a light-to-medium (golden) brown and pull from the heat. Allow to cool and then use a blender, spice grinder, or food processor to process to a coarse powder.

Slice your onion in half root to stem. Pull the papery peel off each half. Slice the onion vertically into thin strips – root to stem. Separate these slices into a bowl of ice water while you prepare the rest of the ingredients. This ice water bath will mellow the bite and crisp them up.

In a small non-reactive bowl, mix the lime juice, fish sauce, and chili flakes. Set aside.

Rinse your cilantro and drain on a paper or dish towel. Pull the individual leaves off each stem until you have about a cup of lightly packed leaves. It’s okay if you have bits of the tender top stem, but try not to get too much lower stem. Set aside.

DO NOT SEASON the meat — the dressing will have sufficient salt, thanks to the fish sauce. Cook your meat to medium-rare to medium. You want a nice crust on the outside and some pink juiciness still in the middle. Ideally, you would do this on a charcoal grill, with a gas grill being a close second. No worries — a quick sear in a hot skillet on the stovetop works too. I’d put a teaspoon or two of a neutral oil, like canola, in the hot skillet (less for flank or skirt steak, more for a London broil). Lay the meat in and DON’T touch it. After 5 – 8 minutes, the meat will naturally release from the pan, signifying it’s ready to be turned. Flip once and sear the other side. Again — the meat will naturally release from the pan when it’s nice and crusty. Use a meat thermometer if you are concerned about the level of doneness.

Whether grilled or pan-seared, let the steak rest 8 – 10 minutes after pulling from the heat.

Put the cilantro leaves in a large bowl. Drain the onions, pat dry, and add to the bowl. Slice the meat thinly across the grain and add to the bowl. Pour the lime/fish/chili dressing over the meat. Sprinkle with a tablespoon or two of toasted rice power and toss it all together. Garnish with the peanuts, additional cilantro leaves, or mint leaves, as desired.

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Dork Note: I had the leftovers over greens for lunch, with every intention of taking a photograph. Unfortunately, I didn’t recall that intention until halfway through the salad — sorry.

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Cookies are Networking not Stalking, right?

So I’ve been following Heather Christo’s blog for a few months or a year or so. I’ve made a few of her recipes, generally with success, but mostly I use her blog for inspiration for flavor profiles and to validate a recipe’s proportions, cooking temp and times, etc. (yes, I analyze recipes for formula errors just as I would an Excel spreadsheet). Heather recently published a cookbook and is on her cross-country book tour. She’s going to be at a book signing tonight here in the DC area, so I grabbed my copy (that I nabbed as soon as it was available on Amazon) and am headed out this evening to get it signed.

So earlier this week, as I was asking about one of her recipes (ingredient analysis, **sigh**), I said I was going to her signing and asked “are we SUPPOSED to bring cookies to the signing?” She said she’d love it, so I whipped up a batch of these ROCKING oatmeal cookies last night with a dozen set aside for Heather. It’s networking, right? Not stalking?

Criminal concerns aside, this has become my go-to recipe for oatmeal cookies. I **LOVE** that the butter is melted, because sometimes I forget to put the butter out ahead of time, or I bought it ON the way home, or the kitchen is warm and the butter gets too soft and then my cookies get greasy. I try to be judicious about making specific product recommendations, but here, this specific Trader Joe’s fruit and nut mix really fits the bill. I’ve also made the cookies without the chocolate chips, and it’s a fine cookie, but the mini chips slip these little nubbins of chocolate in between the bigger chunks of nuts and really take it the next level. I bet white chocolate would be pretty divine too!

Rockin Oatmeal Cookies, adapted from Bluebonnets and Brownies’ Dark Chocolate, Cherry and Pistachio Cookies

Makes about 50 cookies.

1 1/4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
3 cups old-fashioned oatmeal
1 teaspoon salt
16 tablespoons butter, melted (2 sticks)
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 cup granulated sugar
1 cup light brown sugar
2 large eggs
1 tablespoon ginger liqueur
2 cups Trader Joe’s Macademia/Almond/Cranberry/Ginger Trek Mix
1 cup mini chocolate chips

Measure out 2 cups of the nut mix. I find the cranberries stick together — use your fingers to separate them from each other. Pull out the ginger chunks and chop finely (1/8″ to 1/4″ mini chunks). Roughly chop the macadamias and almonds as they tend to be whole. Put this aside (I know this step is slightly obsessive, but you don’t want clumps of cranberry or ginger-less cookies and you SO do not want to break a tooth on a whole almond).

In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder, baking soda, oatmeal, and salt. Whisk together to combine and aerate, then set aside.

Melt the 2 sticks of butter and allow to cool slightly. Combine butter, oil, and both sugars in the bowl of a stand mixer. Mix on low to medium speed until well combined. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Add liqueur and mix again.

Incorporate the flour mixture a little at a time on LOW speed until well mixed in.

Add in nut mix and chocolate chips. Mix by hand or on LOWEST speed with the mixer until the add-ins are well combined and mixed through the dough.

Chill the dough for 20 minutes. While it’s chilling, preheat the oven to 350F.

Place golfball-sized dough balls on a parchment lined cookie sheet – roughly 8 to a sheet (I do two rows of three with a row of two in between — I REALLY should have taken a picture of that). Bake ONE tray at a time for 9 minutes, rotate pan, bake for another 3 or 4 minutes. I keep the dough in the fridge in between batches.

Remove from the oven and allow to cool for a couple of minutes on the sheet before removing to a cooling rack or countertop with wax paper. Eat several while warm. Allow the rest to cool completely before boxing or bagging.

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[photo credit: Heather’s sister-in-law Natalie]

p.m. update:  So, Heather is as gracious and natural in person as you might expect from reading her blog. And about 8 feet tall and slender as can be and totally ROCKING some hot platform pumps (I should have taken a picture of those instead, right?).This was a small, intimate venue, so I got a chance to talk with her and her sister-in-law Natalie for a bit (Natalie was kind enough to take this photo as well as the Instagram version). I recommended they go get dinner at El Pollo Rico for authentic Peruvian charcoal chicken. Of all the awesome restaurants in Arlington, yes, we talked about Peruvian chicken!

Heather seemed to like the cookies — yeah for me!! Because I’m such a dork — those are my cookies right next to HER cookbook in the picture. If you’ve not visited her site, it’s well worth a visit. I can personally recommend her recipe for Lemon Summer Squash Bread.

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And then there were four … strawberry-rhubarb MUFFINS that is

I know they ain’t much to look at. These strawberry-rhubarb muffins schooled me in rhubarb. I watched my grandma cook up rhubarb for pie — she must have poured half the sugar bag in, it seemed. I truly had NO idea you could slice them RAW into a fairly basic batter and turn out something that wasn’t merely edible, but DELECTABLE. Moist, tender crumb, well-defined tastes of strawberries AND rhubarb (which surprisingly sweetened up under cooking), not too sweet, not too tart — I’m a convert to rhubarb!

There are only four muffins in the picture because we already had one apiece. You know, taste testing. Thumbs up from the Culinary Guinea Pig.

Strawberry Rhubarb Walnut Muffins, adapted from Smitten Kitchen’s Strawberry Rhubarb Pecan Loaf
Makes six “Texas-sized” muffins

3/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
1/3 cup canola oil
1 large egg
1 tablespoon rum
1 tablespoon ginger liqueur
1 1/4 cup unbleached all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 cup nonfat greek yogurt
1/2 cup diced rhubarb (heaping)
1/2 cup diced strawberries (heaping)
1/2 cup chopped walnuts (heaping)

Preheat oven to 350°. Line the muffin tin with paper liners, OR, grease them well with solid shortening.

In a big bowl, beat or whisk together the brown sugar, oil, egg, rum, and ginger liqueur (I used my stand mixer because I was feeling lazy). In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt and baking soda; stir. Add dry ingredients to first mixture with the yogurt and combine. Stir in rhubarb, strawberries, and walnuts (lowest speed if using a stand mixer or you will get MUSH!!). The batter will be very thick!

Spoon evenly amongst the muffin wells. Bake at 350° for about 30 minutes, or until a wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center comes out clean. I would check at 25 minutes and then at 3 to 5 minute intervals thereafter.

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Ooooo The Possibilities!

I started to title this Farm Stand Tuesday, but then I realized that might obligate me to stop at this farm stand EVERY Tuesday, but sometimes I’m late, sometimes I telework, sometimes I’m cashless, sometimes I have to pee, and that obligation would just CHAFE me. So I’m avoiding that commitment, sorry.

So this is a farm out of PA that brings fresh, seasonal produce down thisaway several days a week through the growing season. Much they grow themselves, some is from auction, but the quality is good and the prices are competitive and I kinda like knowing WHERE my food came from, not that I’m militant about it (case in point, Peruvian-sourced asparagus in my fridge at home right now).

For me, the fun of a farm stand or farmer’s market is INSPIRATION. What caught my eye today was the rhubarb. Rhubarb has a fairly short growing season — you find it only briefly in conventional grocers. The leaves are poisonous apparently (that’s what I was told when I was little and now Wiki confirmed it, go figure). My paternal grandma used to make strawberry rhubarb pie in the spring — deliciously sweet and tart with a crust to die for. Of course, these farmers are also excellent marketeers, and right next to the bright red stalks were strawberries. Based on last week’s experience, I knew those strawberries were PDG, so I grabbed a box. Knowing I might cook them down, I bought the cheaper-by-$1 “older” ones — no worries — they’ll be good to eat out of hand today and sauced down tomorrow or the next. I also grabbed a bag of field-washed mixed greens — the staff and I discussed and decided they were “clean enough” since I don’t have a colander or lettuce spinner at work (I don’t mine the occasional germ — see Confessions). And the radishes were too pretty and pink to pass up.

So where am I going with this? Obviously — some sort of strawberry-rhubarb concoction is in my future. A crumble/cobbler? A compote? Maybe something in a quick bread? I’m definitely going sweet, out of memory for my Mimi.

As for the greens and radishes, I’ll put together an awesome salad for my lunch. I have some dried figs in the fridge here at work and I can scrounge some nuts from a co-worker. Tomorrow I’ll try to remember to bring in some tuna or cooked chicken from home, and maybe some crumbled feta, and if I bake off another loaf of that artisan bread, then I’m set for the week, right?

Ooooo … the possibilities!

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Lunchtime update: I am a total mooch.

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Darling co-worker contributed goat cheese, sesame sticks, and shelled pepitas. I nabbed a handful of olives from an unlabelled jar in the office fridge. It is my own salad dressing.

Nom nom nom :)